It was 4am or so. Tazel did not want to sleep. After my wife spent some time holding him and trying to get him to go to sleep, I took a turn for a while.
So we sat together and his intestines started to gurgle and burble. Perhaps that was what was keeping us both from sleeping. He quieted down, and my intestines burbled and gurgled in a more manly fashion. Tazel opened his eyes and looked up at me accusingly, perhaps that was what was keeping us both from sleeping.
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Will,
You are a stand up comedian of writing. Does that make sense? They say comedians notice things that others don't and can bring ideas across in a brand new way. That's what you do. Both the baby noises post - which was akin to a 'God moment' and this one.
Shel Silverstein comes to mind.
A sampling:
They say that carrots are good for your eyes,
They swear that they improve your sight.
But I'm seein' worse than I did last night.
You think maybe I ain't usin' 'em right? (sketch of face with a carrot coming out of each eye:)
beerta
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